where is todd? todd please get on skype. where is todd? todd please get on skype. skype me (sung to the tune of the rapping bit from “wake me up” by evanescence)



I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”


I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS


James Cagney in The Public Enemy (1931)

pete campbell fanvid set to you are my rose from the room


pete campbell is like my most cherished heap of organic trash left in the sun for so long that nobody knows what it is anymore but its too toxic to approach without proper caution

a series of melodramatic tumblr fandom posts where you can tell the op is waaaay too proud of their perceived profundity but they’re all about jimmy stewart on password

jimmy. fucking. stewart.

jimmy stewart on password. jimmy stewart struggling to lock eyes with his partner, jimmy stewart repeating “hell, hell, no, the fella, long tail, the manager,” jimmy stewart desperate to communicate, jimmy stewart clawing at the bars of the prison that is his fragile pipe-cleaner body, why won’t he just say devil? why won’t the man just say devil? jimmy stewart at a loss, in pain, “hell, the fella, the manager”

jimmy. fucking. stewart.

#he’s hurting so badly #look at the way his eyes flicker as he says “fella” #look at the way he moves his weird weak-wristed tissue paper hands to communicate the word “chair” #there’s so much pain in those movements #I CAN’T WATCH ANYMOer #MAKE IT STOP #IM ACTULAY FREIGKINF OUT????? #THISIS S O IMPORTRNTS OHNBDNDMSJDG I CANT EVN TYEP RN #jimmy stewart #password

hell…no, the fella,

my family had to put off our disney world vacation by a year to pay for my braces